why is ‘having balls’ considered tough like balls are so sensitive they can’t do any stunts
for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.
Calm it down, JigSaw.
this is how you older sibling.
(via thegeek531)
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
(via damn-it-bobby)
I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
(Source: ihavemyboydays, via procrastinationimminent)
(Source: thirsty4turner, via procrastinationimminent)
I’m a sinner.
(Source: filmmaker-lover-boyscout-friend, via wastetoday)
